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Walked with the Grandson out to the yard and says, "lets pick up some Sticks "
Grandson replies, "why" .... twhs ... and stands there and watches me pick up the Sticks.
"I replied, "you like to ride your Bicycle ?" ... twis
"Time passes faster when you don't think about it" .... twis
"why" ... twhs
I'm in the Corner Mini Mart and tons of people in there.
I say to the guy at the Check out,
"This seems the Busiest corner in town "
"I bet time passes real fast for ya" ... twis
"Why" ... twhs ...
W ? WTS ! ...twit ..... ! even more rectal pain ! twis ! ....
Walked with the Grandson out to the yard and says, "lets pick up some Sticks "
Grandson replies, "why" .... twhs ... and stands there and watches me pick up the Sticks.
"I replied, "you like to ride your Bicycle ?" ... twis
"Time passes faster when you don't think about it" .... twis
"why" ... twhs
I'm in the Corner Mini Mart and tons of people in there.
I say to the guy at the Check out,
"This seems the Busiest corner in town "
"I bet time passes real fast for ya" ... twis
"Why" ... twhs ...
W ? WTS ! ...twit ..... ! even more rectal pain ! twis ! ....
If I got it right with the gas price shortages GM I building the new PU } Montana 4X4
to sell in South Africa Next year and not in the USA ! WOW is that Stupid ? or business for less !
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to sell in South Africa Next year and not in the USA ! WOW is that Stupid ? or business for less !
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LOL
Three friends marry women from different parts of the US .
Ricky R. marries a woman from Florida name Olivia . He says to her that she need do the dishes and house cleaning. It takes a couple of days, but on the third day, he comes home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
Next up, Bernie J. marries a woman from Texas names Helen . He askes his wife to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he can't see any results, but the next day he sees it's better. By the third day, he sees his house is clean, the dishes are done, and there is a dinner on the table.
So Lil Johnny the Third Friend marries a girl from PENNSYLVANIA named Karena. He says keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
So Lil Johnny sees the first day nothing, the second day he doesn't see anything & by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he can see a little out of his left eye, and his arm is healing enough that he can fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
So Lil Johnny still has some difficulty when he pees, even now many years later.
Ricky R. marries a woman from Florida name Olivia . He says to her that she need do the dishes and house cleaning. It takes a couple of days, but on the third day, he comes home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
Next up, Bernie J. marries a woman from Texas names Helen . He askes his wife to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he can't see any results, but the next day he sees it's better. By the third day, he sees his house is clean, the dishes are done, and there is a dinner on the table.
So Lil Johnny the Third Friend marries a girl from PENNSYLVANIA named Karena. He says keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
So Lil Johnny sees the first day nothing, the second day he doesn't see anything & by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he can see a little out of his left eye, and his arm is healing enough that he can fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
So Lil Johnny still has some difficulty when he pees, even now many years later.